Ok, I don't really know which God I've managed to piss off, but for the past 24 hours every computer has been crashing as soon as I've touched the keyboard. All the other computers at the various internet places have been unaffected, only my particular computer has gone on strike. At one point I thought I had managed to cheat this jinx, and was just about to hit "send" on an email I'd been composing over and over again for the past 3 hours, only to find that the whole neighbourhood blacked out that very instant. Karma?
So Shiva, I apologise to thee, Vishnu - I honour you. And Ganesh: you're in my heart. And please forget all that stuff I said about your holy Ganges being filthy and full of shit, and please forgive me for having taken sneaky undercover photographs of the burning ghat. And for not giving money to the poor. And for having unpure thoughts and dreaming about a nice, juicy steak. And I get the message: I won't send that email. Ok?
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