tibetan horoscope

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the Tibetan life horoscope I!

So apparently I will be successful in business and have a good financial status, I will achieve some sort of a fame but with it will come a sudden, unexpected criticism, and I'll generally be happier from the age 35 onwards compared to my earlier years. I'm short-tempered but very good-hearted, and slightly naive (no shit, I give strange little men money to cast funky horoscopes!)

I will eventually get married and have two boys (hm, not so sure I like that part), and I will live until 81. It is advisable for me to do acts for the good of animals (the astrologer DIDN'T know I was a veterinarian), and I should be wearing green and a wooden artifact as protection. (?!)

The funniest part is that I used to be a deity in my previous life, and according to Irina this corresponds to a reading her mother made long time ago, saying that I was a re-incarnated demi-God.
Quote Irina: "the Demi-Gods are actually quite unhappy, cause there is no such thing as the term "God" in Buddhism, so their use of the term is for the humans that were highly spiritual, but fucked up getting to Nirvana somehow, instead ending up in a "God"-realm, where they have almost everything, so much that they don't continue to developing their spirituality, indulge in all the good things around them, and therefore get thrown back into the low human form in their next lifetime."

Yup, sounds about right.